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Justing checking Janet out

Justin checking out Janet's...

It is the half time show at Super Bowl XXXVIII and Justin is getting his kicks by checking out what Janet has to offer. But, little did the people watching know what sinister plan they had conjured up.

Justing grabbing Janet's!

Justin grabbing Janet's...

Well, apparently Janet and Justin needed a little publicity so Janet had an outfit made with a removable breast plate. During their performance, Justin grabbed Janet's modification (well, just look at the picture!) and tore it clean off her, well, off her modification.

Justing staring at Janet's!

Justin staring at Janet's...

This left Janet's whole right breast exposed with the exception of that modesty medallion that covered her nipple. But, who cares! Lil' Kim wore less to an awards show and most men want to see breasts which most women have. Further, Young child nurse from breasts. And, everyone has a nipple - And, Janet's wasn't even showing.

oops, were in trouble

Ooops we did it again...

At first, Janet played ignorant but eventually took blame for the incident. Justin, on the other hand, continues to lie about it saying he was 'shocked', 'appalled' and 'embarrassed'. However, Janet is the one who should be appalled. After all, Janet spent a ton of money to look nice for the show and Justin shows up wearing an outfit from Goodwill! He also forgot to bring his Mach 3! And, he didn't even give Janet back her bodice...

Rob Schneider

Here's where it gets funny

Well, if that ain't enough, Terri Carlin, a 47-year-old sue happy bank clerk in Knoxville, Tennessee decided to get some of that attention by filing a class action lawsuit for injuries sustained from Janet Jackson's boob. I wonder if Terri has seen the poster section at Wal-mart?

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